Postcards From Folsom

Mr. Cash Pugface here sending greetings from the big house. It seems I've crossed the line this week by peeing on the bed. Not just a mark but a full-on bladder relief. I have my accidents here and there but this seems to have been the straw. Now I have to spend the night in my cage instead of in the big bed until I learn how to ask to be let out to use the potty. The first night was a little tough but now it's fine and I hear my humans are sleeping a lot better now, I can't imagine how! I'm not even aloud on the bed for a mid-day nap!! I'm going to try really hard to learn how to ring the bell on the door to be let out! If you feel like sending a cake with a hidden file my way that would be greatly appreciated.